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When tipsy Suzy left gay Exit bar of Sofia in the early morning hours a dove dropped dead just a few meters besides her. In a pseudo philosophical mood Suzy asked herself whether the fall caused the death of this bird or death was the cause of this fall? She will never know the answer, but definitely feels like a survivor in Sofia. Read more

Now action was an urgent matter and what better place for that might there be in gay Budapest than Action bar? It is again a cellar bar with dark rooms. Suzy had a beer and went cruising a little bit, watched some porn DVDs, but really was looking for the real stuff. Your heroine sat down on a bar stool near the stage. They daily have a strip show at 00.45 and Suzy wanted to have an unobstructed view at the goodies. They had two strippers that night that took turns, quite OK and they showed all their crown jewels. Read more

When the rain finally stopped Suzy Size hopped into a taxi and told the driver to bring her to Hotel Kyjew. Remember gay sex tourist, Maximilian, that gay Bratislava hustler in Vienna, had recommended this place as inexpensive and gay friendly accommodation. The taxi driver took several detours and your heroine was thus grossly overcharged. Hotel Kyjew was one of those ugly and monumental buildings from the sixties. Even though communism went under some years ago this fact has not influenced the interior of this ugly 180 room monster or how it is run. Read more

Copa, the brand new Showbar in the Pattaya Boyztown, opened wit a big party this Thursday. A free buffet was provided and all of gay Pattaya came to have a look. The bar, that used to be Throb and Splash, was completely renovated and has now a central stage. The aquarium is now behind the stage and is still used by sexy swimmers. Read more

Besides Rifugio Suzy liked Goldener Spiegel (golden mirror) best and made it her headquarter in Vienna. It is the leading hustler bar in town and a must for the discerning gay sex tourist of a certain age. Most of the boys here are from Slovakia. For instance Maximilian with his big cock, but crooked teeth. He offered Suzy a quickie in the toilet for 60 Euros, but your heroine was not in the mood. Maximilian even spoke some Thai words since he had been in Pattaya for a longer period, living – naturally - in Sunee Plaza. Read more

Being physically back in Pattaya has very nice aspects. Last week Suzy Size attended the five years birthday bash of Poseidon gay Pattaya boutique hotel and fine dining restaurant (management of Casa Pascal). Read more

Suzy looked at a group sitting on a sofa but then was approached by Michael. Your heroine knew Michael already, she had visited him on Gayromeo in the escort section just the day before (she usually does her homework). In no time the two gentlemen talked business. He wanted 80 Euros, really had an enormous cock (Suzy was invited to touch it and was not little impressed). He was versatile and fortunately had no ugly hair on his chest. He offered Suzy a good massage, plus a lot of cuddling and then the usual sex. But… Read more

A strange kind of revelation happened at The George, the largest gay Dublin bar and dance place. When Suzy wanted to enter The Gorge the bouncer asked her:
“Have you ever been here?”
”No.”, Suzy Size had to admit, slightly feeling guilty about that.
”Do you know….?” Read more

Gay sex tourist, if you ever want to visit Manchester, that is so easy. The famous Gay Village of Manchester is just walking distance from Piccadilly train station. Just cross over the pedestrian bridge, in front of Malmaison hotel turn left down to Canal street. Or, if you have more funds than Suzy Size, you might want to stay right at Malmaison, which is an excellent example of industrial chic, a former industrially used building turned into a contemporary use with a lot of taste. Read more

Had you, fellow gay sex tourist, predicted that your heroine Suzy Size would ever visit Warwick and its folk festival during her gay World Friendship Tour she would have laughed right into your face. ”Warwhat?” When she started her trip back in good old gay Pattaya she did not even know there was such a place on this planet. And why on earth should anybody looking so anxiously for gay sex like her go to Warwick? Look up Warwick: there is not a single gay place listed on Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World (the gay Bible, after all). So why, the hell, go to Warwick? Read more

Suzy Size, your seasoned gay guide around the world, has been in London maybe five times in her long and so far very beautiful life, but only got laid in this large city once. (She met Bong here then, a dear friend she knew back from the Philippines.) This is a horrible ratio, you might rightly say. But maybe it was going to change this time around? There is always hope, right? After all, she was going to be guided through gay London on her first night by Ian, one of the few (formerly unknown) donors who sent some money (40 $) to the World Friendship Tour of your heroine. Read more

Suzy enters Jelmoli, another Zurich department store with great food department. She looks first at a super cheap laptop on her way there. A cute vendor with an absolute killer smile explains Suzy that computer and then all the others. Suzy would like to take every part of his in her mouth, licking him just everywhere. She listens carefully to him, but does not understand a word. But she asks a lot of questions just to stay with him a bit longer. Gay sex tourist, when in Zurich, go to Jelmoli and check out that sexy vendor! But, then Suzy moves on to the famous food department. Besides her Hitler just buys some beef, not human flesh as one could have suspected rightly. Suzy stares at Hitler from the edges of her eyes, trying hard not to appear staring at the famous man. Read more

Gmuer war 39, Journalist und schwul. Vor drei Jahren hatte er in einem Anfall von plötzlichem Mut seine gutbezahlte Stelle bei der Zeitung gekündigt, um sich in Thailand als Freier niederzulassen, wie er allen ständig scherzhaft erklärte. Ich werde mich als Freier in Thailand niederlassen, als freier Journalist. Read more

Exactly 18 years ago your heroine Suzy Size went to Barcelona for one month. Officially she went to that beautiful Mediterranean port city to learn Spanish, but, as you might know, the people in Barcelona really speak Catalan and a diligent language student could much easier learn Spanish in Madrid. But they then already had that most interesting gay sauna in Barcelona called Thermas which still exists today and has not changed its wonderful formula or essence (for details as always go to the Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World). They then already had an abundance of gay Brazilian hunks who would spoil a discerning gentleman at highly discounted prices compared with Zurich. Read more

Unfortunately there was no bull fight whilst Suzy Size was in Valencia. So instead your heroine entered the Museo Taurino which is located in an outer part of the bullring. Unfortunately visitors are not allowed to take any pictures inside. There are so many good looking toreros who display this old style concept of masculinity that seems to be typical for Valencia. Proud and self assured, masculine men stand with their back in front of a hurt bull at one stage in this fight. Logically celebrities like Ernest Hemingway, Orson Wells and Marlene Dietrich, who are shown on photos, visited the bull fights in Valencia, all of them fascinated by this kind of old style masculinity. Read more

Their visitors are a bit subdued like most Portuguese, as if they were a bit under the influence of tranquilizers, but they are not. A bit melancholic or sad, “saudade”, you know. Young men without much money or urgent work, but lots of time, that can easily be invited for some drinks, they are interested in meeting guys, even if they should be older gentlemen. And much later, after drinks and possibly a certainly noisy disco, you can ask them over to My Rainbow Suites where you will prudently show them the surveillance cameras in the corridor Read more

Suzy Size fondly remembers her very first time in Madrid (about 25 years ago) when she went to infamous “Cine Carretas” where nobody watched the silly movie, but everybody engaged in wild male-male sex. Suzy then was not little surprised when she saw two octogenarians (or so) fucking each others (certainly without condoms since AIDS had not come out yet). She got engaged into sexual activities there with a young Gypsy hustler with an enormous cock. Fond memories of grand Madrid, indeed. Read more

There is hardly time to meet new people in gay Zurich this year, like Socrates, a twenty year old Brazilian hustler at the toilet of Carrousel: Lovely with his decorative teeth bracelets, pitch dark and quite a cock. In Paragonya Zurich gay sauna (for details as always go to Pink Pages of Sticky Rice Gay Guide Asia and Gay Guide World) two other adorable Brazilians with great personalities, big cocks and big asses were met. Yes, a short time session is still 100 Swiss francs and there is still that hypocrite sign at this leading gay Zurich sauna banning prostitution. Is it not absurd? Read more

But that girl besides Suzy obviously believed in praying. She was to become a domestic helper in Hong Kong, leaving her native Mindanao for the very first time. Of course she was not told about those strange straight rites in Hong Kong called jus primae noctis. It allows the employers to rape those girls first night they arrive and sleep with them ever after. (The Chinese in Hong Kong took that cute custom over from the visiting Spaniards in the year XLLXLL.) But obviously that young and innocent girl sensed something like that. Your moved heroine did not try to convert that devote catholic girl to Voodoo which makes far more sense to Suzy Size (especially in such a dreadful situation) than Catholicism. She even went so far as to lie and tell the girl in the sweetest possible voice “everything will be all right, dear”. Read more

Suzy had even checked the call boys on Gayromeo whilst in Stuttgart, but did not find anybody evoking any interest at all. So be warned, gay sex tourist, if you expect juicy encounters and uninhibited sex to take place on each and every leg of this Gay World Tour, you can skip the Stuttgart episode right away. Nothing of the kinky kind happened at all, but your heroine still enjoyed every minute of her stay in this beautiful residential and provincial city with its friendly people, nice old buildings, parks and good wine and food. Read more